I have a Twitter account.
I don't use Twitter.
Every time I go there, I see tweets from people much more adept at that kind of thing posting awesome statuses that go well beyond, "Ran today. Felt great." Things that motivate me. Or give me a list of books to read, or podcasts to listen to.
And then I realize that for an IT professional, I don't do the internet well. Podcasts (seriously - Smart Bitches, Trashy Books is a fantastic resource for all of you readers out there)? Who has time for podcasts? And are there that many people who listen to them? (The answer is yes, yes there are)
Let's face it - I post pictures of Hank to Facebook, make the odd running update from Endomondo into a status and complain about work (all on facebook). I have instagram - sometimes I even post pictures there from my phone. They all should be marked #nofilter because who's got the time to figure out filters?
My Pinterest page now has a "Stop Pinning, Start Doing" board. Which technically should be a list of things I want to try soon. I've pinned things to it. A few have been tried. I've even managed to move those few into boards titled "Favorites - something." According to Pinterest, I don't like much.
So sometimes I really struggle with what to post here.
Which is why today you're getting a smoothie recipe.
This is my super-fantastic picture of my smoothie in a spaghetti sauce jar as I ride the bus to work.
1 cup watermelon chunks
1.2 cup saskatoons (or blueberries)
1/4 cup kefir (or yogurt, or milk, whatever floats your boat)
Splash of iced coffee concentrate (this is a technical measurement)
1/2 cup of water
1 date (remove the pit)
2 tsp vanilla protein powder (I used Vega One protein & greens. You can easily skip this)
Throw it all in a blender. Blend until smooth, or until you're done feeding the pets. Pour into a glass. Realize you're running late. Pour from glass into a jar. Rinse the blender pitcher and lid. Try to remember to put the jar of smoothie into your bag before you run out of the house because you're running late and you don't want to miss the bus.
Wonder if the dog ate the cat's food after you left the house.
Realize that the smoothie needs a picture if you're going to post about it on the blog so take a poor quality one on a dark bus before you drink it all.
Remember why you make coffee concentrate every now and then.
Realize that people probably don't know how easy it is to make their very own coffee concentrate to make their own iced lattes at home. Provide link to The Pioneer Woman's Perfect Iced Coffee page.